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What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo? -A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front the cage, along with a recipe.

What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairy tale? -A Northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time." -A Southern fairy tale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit."

What's the Cuban National Anthem? -Row row row your boat.

Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? -Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? -Breasts don't have eyes.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? -A speech impediment.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), May 15, 2001


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