"Meanwhile, Olivier Bernard is hoping that a dearth of left-sided players at St James's will help him finally kick-start his Newcastle career next season."

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Hi hi hi hi! Ho ho ho ho ho! Stop it, it hurts. I'm going to piss myself!

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2001

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*cleaning cornflakes and milk off the computer screen*

Hee....good one. Course, I suppose we can't blame that lad for dreaming. ;-))

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2001

They've changed the original print run, which said "Meanwhile, Warren Barton is hoping that a dearth of classy players at St James's will help him finally kick-start his Newcastle career next season."

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2001