Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."
It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now.
Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point."
Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
Constipated people don't give a crap.
My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.
If at first you don't succeed...blame someone else and seek counseling.
Horn broken...watch for finger.
Honk If You Love Rear End Collisions!
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help.
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
Boldly going nowhere
CAT: The other white meat
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
-- Anonymous, May 10, 2001
