You won't believe what been going on around here!

Joy has been calling names all over the place.Poor little sweet darling dear kind loving caring saint julie has been her most frequent target.You gotta do something!

Polly has us all living in a COMMUNE,for gods sake.It's on Cindy in KY's farm. It's really giving me the heebie jeebies.

John's been thinking too much.You know john.

Sheepish threw a hissy fit.Yeah....sheepish.Can you believe it?I'm as shook up over it as you.

David got in deep, hot water with Kim over one confession(and one tomato) too many.

Nick streaked thru bare a** nekked with a meat cleaver,for Polly's viewing pleasure.I'm still pretty perturbed with him.

Fascists moved in next door.

And worst of it all,Earthmamma is trying to get us all to get in touch with our outer self and CHAT!

Kirk's been a real rock,but it hasn't helped much with this bunch.

I think Monsanto has genetically modified us, in your absence.

HELP, JIM! WE NEED YOU! You gotta straighten this mess out!

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2001

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Sharon Your tooooo funny, thanks, I don't even think I need any coffee this morning now. I'm rollen over laughing. Your too much. Ha Ha Tren

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2001

GEEEEZE! I've only been here 2 days and allready I am on the list. Communes, nakedness, touch with outer self? Oh my! That doesen't sound too good. I am going to go concentrate on my deep inner peace right now.

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2001

rotflmao! very funny!

Namaste,

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2001

That was a riot, Sharon!! All us other folks can step forward and get a Gold Star on our foreheads since we were so good:)~!!!

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2001

Sharon listed less than half of us. The rest of you are not doing your jobs -- do something that Sharon can tattle on! :-P

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2001

Jim, I am here to tell you absolutely don't listen to her!!! She is just tattletaling to cover up her very obvious ANTISOCIAL behavior. Next time you leave give us all a break and take her with you. What kind of moderator are you anyway leaving a bunch like us unsupervised for crying out loud????? And Joy, some of us have dirt on Sharon so she knows better than to tattle on us!!! LOL Jim.....where are you????

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2001

Uh oh, I'm not holding up my end! I'll have to think of something to do...QUICK!!!

(Um...um......) (Ummmmmmmmmmm.............) (recite bad poetry?)

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2001

Say Sharon, don't let this go to your head, but thanks for being in our lives.........you is veddy veddy amusing, and really funny people are blessings indeed....

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2001

Uh...Jim...diane has been great and a big help and just the best person on earth. diane,can I have that nudie picture back,now,pretty please? Don't know how you got hold of it,but I'd really would like it back.I sent the beans.What more do you want from me!!!

Trendle-aren't you the person that encouraged us to go climb a tree? What were you thinking? At our ages? Well,that little escapade into my second childhood resulted in me spending three days in bed! ~Thanks ever so much for your helpful hints~

If you would be so kind as to give me your address,I'll send you the medical bills. Jim-make her behave,too!

I'll have to check the archives,but I'm sure I can find something there on the rest of you! Just as soon as I get the these danged plants in the ground....

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2001

LOL! You guys are a hoot... :-D

Don't worry, I'm here... at least for a short while. I've been back home since yesterday but with the weather FINALLY being nice here I've been busier than a one-armed paper hanger.

I won't be posting much for the next few days as I want to get more stuff done outdoors before it rains again. And Ruth is coming home tonight from her trip to Denver so I want to spend time with her (if you know what I mean). ;-D

Sharon: I will contact you in the next couple of days about the stuff we talked about. And your care package was here yesterday waiting for me when I got home. Thanks! I'll spend some time this weekend reading over the info. And thanks so much for all the different seeds, too! I especially want to plant the cuke seeds this weekend.

Talk to you all more in the next few days...

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2001

sharon; Is that like "the check is in the mail"???? (soft whisper, are they really??? heirloom beans???.....well....maybe if they really get here I will give you the picture) SEE JIM; she knows EVERYBODYS weaknesses. not fair......glad you are back Jim.

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2001

Jim-tonight you DON'T have to behave yourself(if you know what I mean!) Enjoy your wonderful lady's return.

And,you're welcome.

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2001