Thinking back over my life, it seems to me that there are different ways of looking out and trying to understand the world around us. There's a very clear scientific window. And it does enable us to understand an awful lot about what's out there. There's another window; it's the window through which the wise men, the holy men, the masters of the different and great religions look as they try to understand the meaning in the world. My own preference is the window of the mystic.

--Jane Goodall

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 08, 2001

Answers

Me Tarzan. You Jane.

-- Johnny Weismuller's most memorable pickup line

-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), May 08, 2001.

"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory."

--Rita Mae Brown

-- Yes, I know what Rita states is true (howe9@shentel.net), May 08, 2001.

When love is accompanied with deep intimacy, it raises us to the highest level of human experience. In this exalted space, we can surrender our egos, become vulnerable and know levels of joy and well- being unique among life experiences. We attain a glimpse of the rapture that can be ours. Boundaries are blurred, there are no limitations and we rejoice in union. We become one and, at the same time, both....

--Leo Buscaglia.

-- Martha Stewart (it's@a.good.thing), May 08, 2001.

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.

--Abraham Lincoln

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 09, 2001.

Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.

--Ralph Waldo Emerson

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 09, 2001.

Once in a while, in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale....

--Unknown.

-- Martha Stewart (it's@good.thing), May 09, 2001.

In the woods, we return to reason and faith. There I feel that nothing can befall me in life,--no disgrace, no calamity (leaving me my eyes), which nature cannot repair. Standing on the bare ground,-- my head bathed by the blithe air and uplifted into infinite space, -- all mean egotism vanishes. I become a transparent eyeball; I am nothing; I see all; the currents of the Universal Being circulate through me; I am part and parcel of God. The name of the nearest friend sounds then foreign and accidental: to be brothers, to be acquaintences, master or servant, is then a trifle and a disturbance. I am the lover of uncontained and immortal beauty. In the wilderness, I find something more dear and connate than in streets or villages. In the tranquil landscape, and especially in the distant line of the horizon, man beholds somewhat as beautiful as his own nature.

---Ralph Waldo Emerson

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 09, 2001.

Sometimes on the way to our dreams,
We get lost and find an even better one

-- (cin@cin.cin), May 09, 2001.

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life. That word is love

--Sophocles

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 10, 2001.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

--Eleanor Roosevelt

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 10, 2001.

A true person is someone who is unrestrained, unconditioned, And unswayed by the opinions of others. He is driven by his heart and soul

-- (cin@cin.cin), May 10, 2001.

When you discover and accept who you are, you'll be free

-- one more (cin@cin.cin), May 10, 2001.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie

--Dorothy Parker

-- (nemesis@awol.com), May 10, 2001.

Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again. -- Marin County newspaper's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz"

-- (nemesis@awol.com), May 10, 2001.

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

--A. Whitney Brown

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 11, 2001.

The most wonderful of all things in life, I believe, is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a glowing depth, beauty, and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvelous thing, it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of Divine accident.

--Sir Hugh Walpoe

-- Martha Stewart (it's@good.thing), May 11, 2001.

Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I may not forget you.

-- William Arthur

-- (bygrace@thru.faith), May 11, 2001.

"Give them all a designated area, and then blow it up."

--Rep. Sonny Bono on endangered species

(not my view, so, please -- no "fan" mail -- Eve)

-- Eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), May 11, 2001.

During these trying times, we should all come together as
Compassionate human beings and not as indifferent moral cowards,
No matter what the circumstances.
Be someone's Hero... We all need Heroes


-- (cin@cin.cin), May 11, 2001.

Uncle Henry: Dorothy? Well, what has Dorothy done?

Miss Almira Gulch: What she's done? I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg!

Uncle Henry: You mean she bit you?

Miss Almira Gulch: No, her dog!

Uncle Henry: Oh, she bit her dog, eh?

Miss Almira Gulch: No!

-- (bygrace@thru.faith), May 11, 2001.

(from Mark Twain's "Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offenses")

"Cooper's gift in the way of invention was not a rich endowment; but such as it was he liked to work it, he was pleased with the effects, and indeed he did some quite sweet things with it. In his little box of stage-properties he kept six or eight cunning devices, tricks, artifices for his savages and woodsmen to deceive and circumvent each other with, and he was never so happy as when he was working these innocent things and seeing them go. A favorite one was to make a moccasined person tread in the tracks of a moccasined enemy, and thus hide his own trail. Cooper wore out barrels and barrels of moccasins in working that trick. Another stage-property that he pulled out of his box pretty frequently was the broken twig. He prized his broken twig above all the rest of his effects, and worked it the hardest. It is a restful chapter in any book of his when somebody doesn't step on a dry twig and alarm all the reds and whites for two hundred yards around. Every time a Cooper person is in peril, and absolute silence is worth four dollars a minute, he is sure to step on a dry twig. There may be a hundred other handier things to step on, but that wouldn't satisfy Cooper. Cooper requires him to turn out and find a dry twig; and if he can't do it, go and borrow one. In fact, the Leatherstocking Series ought to have been called the Broken Twig Series."

-- Eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), May 11, 2001.

"My father considered a walk among the mountains as the equivalent of churchgoing."

-Aldous Huxley

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), May 11, 2001.

If you have peace of mind, contentment, Old age is no unbearable burden.

Without that, both youth and old age are painful.

--Sophocles

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 12, 2001.

To Each His Own

I cannot change the way I am,
I never really try,
God made me different and unique,
I never ask him why.

If I appear peculiar,
There's nothing I can do,
You must accept me as I am,
As I've accepted you.

God made a casting of each life,
Then threw the old away,
Each child is different from the rest,
Unlike as night from day.

So often we will criticize,
The things that others do,
But, do you know, they do not think,
The same as me and you.

So God in all his wisdom,
Who knows us all by name,
He didn't want us to be bored,

That's why we're not the same


-- (a@nice.poem), May 12, 2001.

To do no harm, To cultivate the good and wholesome, To purify heart and mind,

This is the teaching of the Enlightened One.

--Buddha

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 13, 2001.

He's searching for me, and I can't tell him that I am here.

-- Anne Rice

-- (bygrace@thru.faith), May 13, 2001.

"Making the decision to have a child--it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body."

-Elizabeth Stone

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), May 13, 2001.

Not one of us knows what effect his life produces,

and what he gives to others; that is hidden from us

and must remain so, though we are often allowed to see

some little fraction of it, so that we may not lose courage.

The way in which power works is a mystery.

--Albert Schweitzer

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 14, 2001.

Within you I lose myself
Without you I find myself
Wanting to be lost again.


-- (only@me.), May 14, 2001.

If I could reach up and hold a star
For every time you've made me smile
The entire evening sky would be
In the palm of my hand


-- (me@again.), May 14, 2001.

Be delighted at the prospect of a new day,
A fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic
Waiting somewhere behind the morning.

--- J.B. Priestly

-- (cin@cin.cin), May 15, 2001.

Just as light brightens darkness, discovering inner fulfillment can eliminate any disorder or discomfort. This is truly the key to creating balance and harmony in everything you do. --Deepak Chopra

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 15, 2001.

A foolish consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds.

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

-- Alice in Wonder Bra (alice@wonder.bra), May 15, 2001.

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.

-Dwight D. Eisenhower

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), May 15, 2001.

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.

-- Aesop

-- (bygrace@thru.faith), May 15, 2001.

Life is good only when it is magical and musical, a perfect timing and consent, and when we do not anatomise it.... You must hear the bird's song without attempting to render it into nouns and verbs.

--Ralph Waldo Emerson

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 16, 2001.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

--George Bernard Shaw

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 16, 2001.

"Persons of high self-esteem are not driven to make themselves superior to others; they do not seek to prove their value by measuring themselves against a comparative standard. Their joy is in being who they are, not in being better than someone else."

-- Nathaniel Branden

-- Eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), May 16, 2001.

"I think he's an honest man....I think at core he's an honest person....I think you can be an honest person and lie about any number of things."

— Dan Rather on Bill Clinton to Bill O'Reilly, The Bill O'Reilly Show

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), May 16, 2001.

Part of every misery is, so to speak, the misery's shadow or reflection: the fact that you don't merely suffer but have to keep on thinking about the fact that you suffer. I not only live each endless day in grief, but live each day thinking about living each day in grief.

-- C. S. Lewis

-- (bygrace@thru.faith), May 16, 2001.

To be contemplative is to be an outlaw.

--Thomas Merton

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 17, 2001.

Follow your heart; it knows the way.

-- (cin@cin.cin), May 17, 2001.

Life is in the eye of the beholder. What you cherish and find precious in your life may not be the same for someone else, but it’s your vision. Define it and hold on to it, for it’s the only thing that’s uniquely yours. Remember that the real beauty of life is finding someone that shares your vision.

-- one more (cin@cin.cin), May 17, 2001.

Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.

-- A. Sachs

-- (bygr@c.e), May 17, 2001.

It takes so much to be a full human being that there are very few who have the enlightenment or courage to pay full price. One has to abandon altogether the search for security and reach out to the risk of living with both arms. One has to embrace the world like a lover. One has to accept pain as a condition of existence. One has to court doubt and darkness as the cost of knowing. One needs a will stubborn in conflict but apt always to the total acceptance of every consequence of living and dying. --Morris L. West

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 18, 2001.

It's true that we don't know what we have until we lose it.
BUT, it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing, until it arrives.

-- (cin@cin.cin), May 18, 2001.

Listen to the Exhortation of the Dawn! Look to this Day! For it is Life, the very Life of Life.

In its brief course lie all the Verities and Realities of your Existence;

The Bliss of Growth, The Glory of Action,

The Splendor of Beauty;

For Yesterday is but a Dream, And Tomorrow is only a Vision:

But Today well lived makes Every Yesterday a Dream of Happiness, And every Tomorrow a Vision of Hope.

Look well therefore to this Day!

Such is the Salutation of the Dawn!

---Sanskrit poem, author unknown

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 19, 2001.

Life consists not in holding good cards, But in playing those you hold well.

-- (cin@cin.cin), May 19, 2001.

"It's hard to be a bitter millionaire."

-- Bob Dylan, when asked why he quit writing protest songs

-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), May 19, 2001.

Enter into the stillness

inside your busy life. Become familiar with her ways.

Grow to love her feel with all your heart

and you will come to hear her silent music

and become one with Love’s silent song,

the song of Songs.

---Noel Davis

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 20, 2001.

Pain and suffering is inevitable;
Being miserable is optional

-- (cin@cin.cin), May 20, 2001.

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think.

-- Chinese proverb

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 20, 2001.

The value of a man should be seen in what he gives and not in what he is able to receive.

--Albert Einstein--

-- Mrs Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 20, 2001.

When you live in the shadow of insanity,

the appearance of another mind that thinks and talks as yours does

is something close to a blessed event.

---R. Pirsig

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 21, 2001.

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

--Ursula LeGuin

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 21, 2001.

A friend is someone who can sing the song of your heart when you've forgotten it

-- (cin@cin.cin), May 21, 2001.

A good traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.

----- Lao Tzu

-- Rich (howe9@shentel.net), May 21, 2001.

THE STARFISH

One day a man was walking along the beach
when he noticed a figure in the distance.

As he got closer he realized the figure was that of a boy
picking something up and gently throwing it into the ocean.

Approaching the boy, he asked,
"What are you doing?"

The youth replied, "Throwing starfish in the ocean.
The sun is up and the tide is going out.
If I don't throw them in, they will die."

"Son," the man said,
"Don't you realize
There are miles and miles of beach and hundreds of starfish?
You can't possibly make a difference!"

After listening politely, the boy bent down,
Picked up another starfish,
And threw it into the surf.

Then smiling at the man, he said,
I MADE A DIFFERENCE FOR THAT ONE!"

--- Author Unknown ---

-- (cin@cin.cin), May 22, 2001.

Happiness does not depend on outward things, but on the way we see them.

--Leo Tolstoy

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 22, 2001.

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

--Thomas Edison

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 22, 2001.

I must lose myself in action, lest I wither in despair.

-- Alfred Lord Tennyson

-- (bygrace@thru.faith), May 22, 2001.

And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.

--Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 23, 2001.

Never mistake motion for action.

--Ernest Hemingway

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 23, 2001.

Nothing is as terrible to see as ignorance in action.

-- Johann von Goethe

-- (bygrace@thru.faith), May 23, 2001.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

-- Johann von Goethe

-- (bygrace@thru.faith), May 23, 2001.

If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.

-anon

-- Debbie (dbspence@usa.net), May 23, 2001.

There is a principle which is the basis of all things, which all speech aims to say, and all action to evolve, a simple, quiet, undescribed, undescribable presence,

dwelling peacefully in us,

our rightful lord:

we are not to do, but to let do;

not to work, but be worked upon;

and to this homage there is a consent of all thoughtful

and just men in all ages and conditions.

--Ralph Waldo Emerson

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 24, 2001.

Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.

--Mother Theresa

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 24, 2001.

A small boy
Looked at a star
And began to weep.
And
The star said
Boy
Why are you weeping?
And
The boy said
You are so far away
I will never be able
To touch you
And
The star answered
Boy
If I were not already
In your heart
You would not be able
To see me


-- (cin@cin.cin), May 24, 2001.

Men cannot see their reflection in running water, but only in still water.

Only that which is itself still

can still the seekers of stillness.

--Chuang Tzu

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 25, 2001.

Discovery consists in seeing what everyone else has seen and thinking what no one else has thought.

--Albert Szent-Gyorgi

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 25, 2001.

Before you give someone a piece of your mind
Make sure you have enough to get by on.

-- (cin@cin.cin), May 25, 2001.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much."

--Oscar Wilde--

-- and another (cin@cin.cin), May 25, 2001.

Marg I love you man.

Admirer

-- fantasy (Marg@is.my), May 25, 2001.

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

--Soren Kierkegaard

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 26, 2001.

Pay attention to that unchanging part of yourself. It is perfect. At the source of life, and only there, one finds peace, harmony, and the undisturbed contentment of bliss.

--Deepak Chopra

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 26, 2001.

"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed."

--Mark Twain

-- So (cr@t.es), May 26, 2001.

The means for which we live Have outdistanced the ends for which we live. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.

--- Martin Luther King Jr. ---

-- (cin@cin.cin), May 26, 2001.

"No one made you come here. No one made you stay. And no one made you to subject yourself to a code of honor and a life of discipline. But you did. And your President and your country are so very grateful and proud that you have chosen to serve."

— President George W. Bush addressing the Class of '01 - U.S. Naval Academy, Annapolis, Md.

-- (Paracelsus@Pb.Au), May 26, 2001.

"Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow."

-- Helen Keller

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), May 26, 2001.

"How come a country [Vatican City], a so-called country, that is in essence 800 square acres of office space in the middle of Rome, that has a citizenry that excludes women and children, seems to attract the most attention in talking about public policy that deals with women and children."

--The Wall Street Journal on the Vatican at the United Nations

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), May 26, 2001.

If you and I can share our pain, suddenly we find grace and joy coming in. In your tears and anguish and struggle

you suddenly discover community, friendship, affection, forgiveness . . . healing.

All these things come through vulnerability.

When people express pain, they become available to others;

they experience intimacy, closeness and freedom. ---Henri Nouwen

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 27, 2001.

The way some people find fault you would think there was a reward

-- (cin@cin.cin), May 27, 2001.

"It's difficult in times like these: ideals, dreams and cherished hopes rise within us, only to be crushed by grim reality. It's a wonder I haven't abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart."

-- Anne Frank, July 15, 1944, 3 weeks before her capture.

-- Eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), May 27, 2001.

The most important things in life aren't things.

--Anthony J. D'Angelo

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 28, 2001.

As long as a man stands in his own way, everything seems to be in his way.

-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 28, 2001.

It is the soldier, not the reporter,
Who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the soldier, not the poet,
Who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the soldier, not the campus organizer,
Who has given us the right to demonstrate.

It is the soldier, who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag,
And whose coffin does the flag drape,
Who allows the protester to burn the flag.

--- Father Denis Edward O'Brien, USMC ---

-- (cin@cin.cin), May 28, 2001.

"The future will be better tomorrow."

Ex Vice President Al Gore

-- Huh (S@y.what?), May 28, 2001.

When you search the shadows to find that truth, often you find things more horrible, more painful than you would have imagined.

-- V. C. Andrews

-- (bygrace@thru.faith), May 28, 2001.

Your vision will become clear only when

You can look into your own heart.

Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.

--Carl Jung

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 29, 2001.

Trouble is part of your life -- if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.

--Dinah Shore

-- (yes@yes.true), May 29, 2001.

Only by letting go deeply

can we take into ourselves the highest ingredients

necessary for our evolvement.

--Swami Rudrananda

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 30, 2001.

"Free men of every generation must combat renewed efforts of organized force and greed to destroy liberty."

Robert "Fighting Bob" La Folette

-- Cherri (jessam5@home.com), May 30, 2001.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

--Mae West

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 30, 2001.

It is in these highest moments

of indescribable bliss

that a man may know

what he truly is

and how grand

is the relationship

that he bears to the Infinite Being.

--Paul Brunton

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), May 31, 2001.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

--Woody Allen

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), May 31, 2001.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters Compared with what lies within us.

---Ralph Waldo Emerson

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), June 01, 2001.

The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.

--Winston Churchill

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), June 01, 2001.

"Once you rule on a thing, you must always rule on that thing." -- Duke Leto Atreides -- Dune, by Frank Herbert

-- helen (z@x.c), June 01, 2001.

" If there's nothing in your heart,
What's in your head doesn't matter."

-- (cin@cin.cin), June 01, 2001.

THINGS I'M THANKFUL FOR

....the mess to clean after a party
because it means I have been surrounded by friends.

....the taxes I pay
because it means that I'm employed.

....the clothes that fit a little too snug
because it means I have enough to eat.

....my shadow who watches me work
because it means I am out in the sunshine.

....a lawn that needs mowing,
windows that need cleaning
and gutters that need fixing
because it means I have a home.

....the spot I find at the far end of the parking lot
because it means I am capable of walking.

....all the complaining I hear about our government
because it means we have freedom of speech.

....my huge heating bill
because it means I am warm.

...the lady behind me in church who sings off key
because it means that I can hear.

....the piles of laundry and ironing(ack!)
because it means my loved ones are nearby.

....weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day
because it means I have been productive.

....the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours
because it means that I'm alive.

....the friends and family I can share this message with
to remind us all what is important in life.



-- one more (cin@cin.cin), June 01, 2001.

"The most ignorant person at a reasonable charge, and with little bodily labor, may write books in philosophy, poetry, law, mathematics, and theology, without the least assistance from genius or study."

--Jonathon Swift, Gulliver's Travels

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), June 02, 2001.

The nature of God is a circle

of which the center is everywhere and the circumference is nowhere.

--Empedocles

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), June 02, 2001.

" Never trust a man who doesn't laugh,
Look you in the eye, or who doesn't like dogs."

-- (cin@cin.cin), June 02, 2001.

You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.

--Charles Austin Beard

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), June 03, 2001.

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

-- Robert De Niro-

-- Lay Down (on@the.couch), June 07, 2001.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

-- Rod Stewart--

-- Lay Down (on@the.couch), June 07, 2001.

``As a son of one of America's most distinguished and beloved leaders, he understands the importance of a responsible, caring father in his own life. And as the father of two wonderful daughters he has assumed that role in their lives,''

Tommy Thompson on GW Bush

-- (too@funny.haha), June 07, 2001.