The Louisiana State Police had gotten wind that cock fights were common around Lafayette so they decided to send in Boudreau, their best detective.

Boudreau went to Lafayette and came back to report who was involved.

"Dey is tree main groups in dis cock fightin," he reported in. "Who are they?" his sergeant asked. Boudreau replied, "De Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia."

"How do you know?"

"Well" said Boudreau, "I done seed dat cock fight, ya." "I knowed de Aggies was involved whan a duck was entered in de cock fight."

"What about the others?"

"Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved wen sumbody bet on de duck. You know, dem Cajuns are stoopid. De'll bet on anyting."

"How did you deduce the mafia was involved?"

"De duck won."

-- Anonymous, May 07, 2001

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Oh, GOOD one! That's a classic.

-- Anonymous, May 07, 2001