My mates are massive Coventry fans. They hate Aston Villa. How do I go about phoning them up? Are they still alive? This is not going to be easy.

-- Anonymous, May 07, 2001

Answers

come on, help me...

-- Anonymous, May 07, 2001

Try pointing out that all least they have a chance of winning the league next season...

-- Anonymous, May 07, 2001

They must be hurting right now. Have to feel some sympathy for them, always resented the likes of Coventry being in the top-flight when we weren't but they did a great job getting the Mackems relegated.

-- Anonymous, May 07, 2001

mediocrity at it's ...now worst....as sad as it is a lot of sides have been settling for being Premiership mediocrity, and living happily with that. Coventry, for all their reputation, were very rarely a top ten side, more often than not, a team that fought off relegation more times than it should have....

sounds like something we could be accustomed to in time....

-- Anonymous, May 07, 2001

Explain that we will ease their wage bill by taking Hadji. Unfortunately this is possibly a lie & it'll be David Bellamy we take off 'em.

-- Anonymous, May 07, 2001

If we give Coventry their money back on Bellamy it could be well the final straw for me - the guy is a total zero. He's ugly enough to scare all the bairns as well, and the Health & Safety Executive might force us to leave the front 6 rows of seats empty.
Don't even think about it Bobby!

-- Anonymous, May 07, 2001

I became quite drunk on your mates' beer last night, swift. Where is the old funkster nowadays anyhow? Is he still with wotshername?

-- Anonymous, May 07, 2001

He'd have to be pretty ugly to be anywhere near as frightening as that Luke Chadwick blerk. Talk about abusing the privelege.

I should be much too mature to even contemplate commenting along those lines, but there's nee getting away from it, he's difinitely cornered the market.

-- Anonymous, May 08, 2001

Chadwick was subbed at half time at KP 'cos the bairns were getting upset!

-- Anonymous, May 08, 2001

We should buy him and just leave him up where the training facility is supposedly going to be. If that doesn't clear out the badgers, nowt will.

-- Anonymous, May 09, 2001