Just in case the partying MATHletes wanna check in.

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2001

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Hey fools,

Me and Berman and AB have already gotten the party started.

It's 4 PM and we're drinking.

Big fun is going on.

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2001

Hey fools. I had an exciting day of cleaning and babysitting. But I'll be getting my drink on in quick ways this p.m.

My ex-roommate just sent me a "I'm moving and I want to part on good terms" email. I'm floored.

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2001

D'oh! MATH gets snubbed by the Diarist awards.

Question: how can Omar get Best New Journal when he's been around a lot longer than the past quarter? I guess their attitude is "rules, schmules."

Not one thing I nominated. Of course, I nominated all MATH, but still.

-- Anonymous, May 05, 2001