Two Nuns

One nun is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants?

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So, the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then!

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And??

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down........

And, for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Mary's...!

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2001

Answers

ROTFLMBO!!!!

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2001

Got me! LOL!

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2001

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met at the Pearly gates by St.Peter.

He says, "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives that I am granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want."

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren" and *poof* she's gone.

The second nun says, "I want to be Madonna" and *poof* she's gone.

The third nun says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.

"Sara Pipalini" replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry but that name doesn't ring a bell"

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing.

He hands it back to her and says....

"No Sister, this says 'Sahara Pipeline' laid by 1,900 men in 6 months."

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2001

How many Hail Mary's is that going to cost me?

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2001