Things you wish you could say at work, but don't have the nerve > > 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. > 2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck > 3. How about "never" is never good for you? > 4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying > 5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public > 6. Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again > 7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers > 8. I'm already visualising the duct tape over you're mouth > 9. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject > 10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you > 11. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to > pronounce > 12. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental > 13. I like you, you remind me of when I was young and stupid > 14. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? > 15. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant > 16. Thank you! we're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view > 17. No, my powers can only be used for good > 18. I'm really easy to get along with, once people learn to worship me > 19. You sound reasonable..... time to up my medication > 20. I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter > 21. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message > 22. I don't work here, I'm a consultant > 23. Who me? I just wander from room to room > 24. I'd love to engage in a battle of wits with you, but I wouldn't like to fight an unarmed man > > > Expressions for those high stress days > > 1. Well aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine? > 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? > 3. Do I look like a fucking people-person? > 4. This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting > 5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me > 6. You!! Off my planet!!! > 7. Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of > self-control > 8. I like cats too, lets exchange recipes > 9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? > 10. And your cry-baby whiny arsed opinion would be....? > 11. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? > 12. Aw, did I step on your little bitty ego? > 13. How do I set a laser printer to stun? > 14. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert > 15. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you > 16. Earth is full, go home

-- Anonymous, May 03, 2001

Answers

Haha, to much sparetime? =)

-- Anonymous, May 03, 2001

Plus
You have every right to an inferiority complex - you are inferior.

-- Anonymous, May 04, 2001