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Q: What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?A: The Wall was their last big hit!
-- Anonymous, May 02, 2001
Might as well flog this one to death.My doctor has given me just three months to live, but he says not to worry cos the time will fly by.
-- Anonymous, May 02, 2001
"Doctor Doctor Ive just been given 30 seconds to live""Ill be with you in a minute"
-- Anonymous, May 02, 2001
Husband to wife: the doctor says I must take one of these pills everyday for the rest of my life.Wife: that's not so serious, lots of people have to do that.
Husband: yeah, but he only gave me three!!!
-- Anonymous, May 02, 2001