Rik had the great idea of inundating the Sunday Sun letters with inane drivvel (as if they's notice the difference).

Any suggestions, I think we should be asking, where is the luxury hotel we were promised? Plans have been in place for over a year & not a brick has been laid, let alone the promised walkway direct from hotel to gallowgate end.

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2001

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I think we should go on about Stephen Glass (why does BR not like him) and wingers. Why do we use 3 central midfielders and a right winger all of the time? Keegan played with two wingers ,(Ginola and Gillespie) an attacking midfielder and a defensive midfielder. Worked well then, why doen't BR use two wingers?

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2001

Do the vented armpits on the replica shirts discourage people from wearing deodorant. Indeed why do the shirts need such ventilation, the team bearly breaks sweat on the pitch (the only time these flockers sweat is if the wages are late).

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2001

On a serious note. The Sunday suns post bag is probably buldging with letters from discontent toon fans like ourselves. Printing all those letters after the Charlton game didn't really help NUFC to recover from the slump that they were in. Couldn't we do something positive to help the team?

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2001

Tony, I'm right with you. There's a chap in my office who will wear his home shirt for days on end without washing it. It really f*cking stinks, and he won't do anything about it. I'm just glad he's not on my team. Does drawing sweat away from the body, and leaving it on the shirt make matters less smelly - erm, no bloody way does it.

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2001