As you know, Jonno isn't coming and has given me his ticket which is next to me. I have offered it to Bill in case he wants to take his missus and I'll sit in his (posh) seat. However, if she can't make it, do either of you two want to take up Jonno's seat? I did ask my nephew if he wanted it but he is "revising". Little b*stard wasn't revising when Schumacker (sp?) won the grand prix.

-- Anonymous, April 30, 2001

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-- Anonymous, April 30, 2001

Shuhmacher - cobblers! Don't mind, tho as I'm travelling light, I don't have my armoured suit with me so you'll have to keep your elbows in! If the good doctor's even gooder missus doesn't want the ticket, do you want me to ask friends/family if they want to use Jonno's bit od spare??

-- Anonymous, April 30, 2001

No, can't be arsed for the fuss. If Missus Bill doesn't want it, I'll have to make do with you. By the way, are we still having a prematch bite to eat. I have left my mobile at home so, unless I hear from you by about 4, then I'll asume it's straight to the pub. Sorry.

-- Anonymous, May 01, 2001

So if you'd left your bliddy phone at home, how the hell was I supposed to get in touch? They don't have internet caffs on planes or in Dublin airport.

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2001

Oh shut up, you tart.

-- Anonymous, May 02, 2001