Is he trying to hold his stomach in too hard? Any captions for this pic? :)

-- Anonymous, April 27, 2001

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How about:

Move yer fat ass so we can see what the dwarf is doing...

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2001

(In Mr. Creosote's voice)

"I'll have the lot."

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2001

Being the (sometimes) dirty old sheep, I gotta wonder what those girls are looking and smiling at?

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2001

He sure seems to be showing them something that makes them smile. But they're also keeping their legs crossed. A real puzzler, Carl.

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2001