Friday joke!

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An old woman walks into HMV and asks the young man behind the desk, "Have you got Jingle Bells on a 12 inch?"

The young man replies, "No, but I've got a set of balls and a 14 inch"

she says, "Are you sure that's a record?"

He replies, "I'm not sure but it's not bad for a 17 year old!"

-- Anonymous, April 27, 2001

Answers

Man walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his flies.

"Pint of bitter please, barman".

"Certainly sir. But I can't help noticing - isn't that a steering wheel sticking out of your flies?"

"Yeah, it's driving me nuts!".

-- Anonymous, April 27, 2001


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