Pathetic! I'm not even supposed to be here, and I'm starting today?

Hmph.

I guess you're all too busy laughing at today's HYD.

People, Vernae of Atlanta did not call me today. She made this big deal about "I'll call YOU at 10:30, blah blah blah," and she didn't.

Down with Vernae!

Makes me sad. I want to find something soon. I'm all bummed now, and I leave for LA in two hours.

Veerrrnaaaaaaaaaeeeeeee!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, April 26, 2001

Answers

Allison, we must think alike.

LA! You'll have a blast. Don't let Vernae bum you. Maybe she's confused about the time change, and whatnot.

-- Anonymous, April 26, 2001

Clearly, I will never be allowed to work nights again.

-- Anonymous, April 26, 2001