BREAKING NEWS STORY!!!

Dan Meenehan comes out of retirement, vowing to come out fighting at the upcoming US Classic Championships, and to basically kick butt and take names.

"Those selection committee folks think they've had it tough in the past, well, they ain't see nothing yet," said Meenehan with a swagger. "They'll be sorry they ever left the farm, once I get through."

"And the forest?", continued Meenehan, "I'm going to rip through so many saplings and thorn thickets they're going to have to declare the place a damn ecological disssss-as-terrrrr!"

In a related story, the Swampfox was overheard saying: "Thorn thickets? There's going to be thorn thickets at the US Champs???"

-- Swampfox (wmikell@earthlink.net), April 26, 2001

Answers

Dan seemed to be running well at the Quantico event last weekend (though he wasn't running long). Perhaps that was the beginning of his build up to the US Champs?

At the QOC meet, Dan ran in a new OK O' suit. Unfortunately, Jeannie Walsh (who made the suit) made a huge mistake -- the pants had blue on the front and black on the back!

-- Michael (meglin@juno.com), April 26, 2001.