I won't get bad luck, lose my friends, lose my mailing lists, hear any >music or see a cool pop up screen if I don't forward this. > >Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria Secret doesn't know >anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me and Ford will >not give me a 50% percentage discount even if I HAVE forwarded my e-mail to >more than 50 people. > >I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons or freebies from Coca-Cola, >Cracker Barrel, or Old Navy if I send this to 10 people who don't know who >the heck I am anyway. > >I will NEVER see a pop up window if I forward this ... NEVER! > >My phone will not MYSTERIOUSLY ring after I forward this. > >There is >NO SUCH THING as an Email tracker, and I am not STUPID enough to think that >someone will send me $100 for forwarding this to 10 or more people. > >There is no kid with cancer through the Make a Wish program in England >collecting anything. He did when he was 7 yrs old. He is now cancer free >and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANYMORE POSTCARDS, CALLING CARDS OR GET >WELL CARDS! > >The government does not have a bill in congress called 901B (or whatever >they named it this week) that if passed will enable them to charge us 5 >cents for every sent e-mail. > >There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flower, character, >or program I will receive immediately after I forward this. People are just >trying to talk me into doing it to make me look like a fool. > >The American Red Cross will not donate 50 cents to a certain individual >dying of some never heard of before disease for every email address I send >this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations, they don't donate! > >And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things on to my >friends for fear they will think I am not their friend...or by telling me I >have no conscience or don't believe in JESUS CHRIST. If God wants to send >me >a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will burn or he will pick up a >PC >and pass it along...but even if it does come by e-mail, HE will send me one >at which point I'm SURE I will know it will be from HIM. AND if He does, >I'm >sure He will care enough to delete all those annoying forwarded 's in it! > >Now, repeat this 4 times to yourself until you've memorized it and then >send >it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or you will be constipated for the next 3 months! >!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2001

Answers

You get an F in Formatting 101.

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2001

Hey...go easy on me here....it didn't LOOK like this when I posted...I even took out the bracketts...I still have trouble on this type of board.....must be my "roots!" hehehehhe

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2001