Will Christine Todd Whitman resign?

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Christine Whitman's brain: "This is wrong, this is REALLY wrong! Dumbya is gonna destroy our planet and I'M supposed to explain it to these people??? Sheeesh, why did I want this job anyway? It's NOT worth it! This is SOOOO wrong!"

Dumbya's brain: "This is wrong, this is REALLY wrong! Hee-hee-hee! Sure glad I appointed this dumb bitch to explain it to them, she's a much better bullshitter than I am. Besides, I need her to explain it so they won't know it was all my idea. Hee-hee-hee!"

-- (she looks worried @ i think. she will), April 25, 2001

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-- (Dumbya is @ killing. Americans), April 25, 2001.

Bravo! Just the laugh I needed to end my day!

-- Bless (YourTwistedLittleHeart@LOL.com), April 25, 2001.

Payback time for Bush — at the expense of environment

By Margot Higgins

enn.com

During the 2000 campaign for U.S. president, George W. Bush raised more money than any other candidate in history.

Donors to the Bush campaign and the Republican National Party contributed $314 million, 80 percent of which came from corporations or individuals employed by them.

With the exception of labor, Bush gathered more funding than former Vice President Al Gore in every major sector of the U.S. economy, including oil and gas, real estate, energy, agribusiness and the automotive industry.

Now, environmentalists claim, the president is returning the favor at the expense of clean air, clean water and the protection of public land.

One blatant example is a proposal, backed by President Bush, to drill for oil in the pristine coastal plain of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. The oil and gas industry made its largest contribution to a presidential campaign, and more than 75 percent of the money went to the Republican Party, according to conservation groups.

The Bush administration's recent abandonment of a plan to lower the amount of arsenic in U.S. drinking water appears suspect in light of a $5 million campaign contribution from the mining industry, environmentalists also note. "A lot of the waste dumped from mining operations contains arsenic," said Deanna White, deputy political director of the Sierra Club, "and Bush is letting them off the hook."

Environmental groups point to other variations on the same theme, including Bush's cabinet appointments, a proposal to reverse Clinton's roadless areas rule and recent budget cuts.

"After elections, the payback begins," said Larry Noble, an analyst at the Center for Responsive Politics, a non-partisian information house. "While this has occurred with every president in recent years, the problem is escalating."

Since the early 1980s, CRP has offered the public a record of the money spent by politicians in U.S. elections. Now that information is available online at www.opensecrets.org, where visitors can track campaign donations by industry, candidate or location.

"We want to make sure the public understands that the people who contribute heavily to campaigns get paid back after the election is over," Noble said.

The Dirty Money Tracker Web site, launched by the Environmental Working Group, also allows people to examine how money from anti-environmental corporations and coalitions affects environmental decisions on Capitol Hill.

In the wake of Bush's recent abandonment of U.S. commitment to the Kyoto Protocol on climate change, the United Kingdom-based Ethical Consumer unveiled www.boycottbush.net, which lists the top 20 corporate donors to the Republican Party. The site also offers a guide to products sold by those corporations and notes more ethical alternatives that are on the market.

Creators of the site hope that by targeting the companies that bankrolled Bush to victory in November, individuals can force the president to take a different approach to climate talks scheduled for Bonn in July.

"We recognise that corporate environmental damage is carried out on economic rather than ideological grounds and therefore every penny spent can potentially impact on this decision-making," said Matt Fawcett, a spokesperson for ERCA. "Some of the corporations on the list have a direct interest in the failure of the Kyoto agreement. By also taking on major corporate sponsors which do not have a direct stake in climate change, we hope to pressure them to use their influence to persuade Bush to honor his commitment to the Kyoto protocol."

-- (sad time for @ the. human race), April 25, 2001.


P.S. ....which isn't to say that I'm not gravely concerned and ultimately pissed off at Dumbya's plans to obliterate the planet. I take that very seriously. But slamming your satire into the Rabid Repug's faces with such elan and creativity has given me great, good glee. It is this subcontext that I responded to previously.

And while they will likely respond by lashing out excitedly with boisterous indignation and juvenile name-calling that you dared offend their idol, somewhere in the recesses of their dark little heathen hearts they know that what you say resonates with truth and there will come a time where they rue the day that they pledged their inconsequntial allegiance to such a buffoon.

-- Bless (YourTwistedLittleHeart!@LOL.com), April 25, 2001.




-- (and@nother.one), April 25, 2001.


Christine Whitman's brain: "A least I don't look as stupid as he does!"

Dumbya's brain: "HUH?"

-- (h@h.a), April 25, 2001.


Leave them alone if you keep pushing they will find out I have been doing heavy breathing late at night producing far too much carbon mononixde and causing global warming. Help me I can't stop I know I'm selfesh but I don't care if I heat up the planet any more I like it too much.

-- King Rat (cwj1180@kvalley.com), April 25, 2001.

Wow, me and this Cunningham guy are right on the same wavelength! That's the second time we hit the same photo.

-- (original @ photo. poster), April 25, 2001.

Nothing to brag about original photo poster.

-- I wouldn't be proud (not@at.all), April 25, 2001.

Yeah, I guess if you are proud of the fact that Dumbya is destroying our planet, the truth can be hard for you to accept. Some people don't mind breathing poison, but the problem is they are so selfish they never bother to consider other life on the planet. Like Dumbya, they think the world revolves around them.

-- (conservatives are @ selfish. and stupid), April 25, 2001.


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