I am tired of your trolls giving you a hard time so I made this for you. Go to link and click on "Cherri".

-- (A @Cherri.fan), April 22, 2001

Answers

Don't click on that button. It will unleash a virus and ruin your life. I just became a fundamentalist X-ian and am voting for Dubya in the next election.

-- hit by the virus (don't@go.there), April 22, 2001.

Yeah, well I clicked on that link and now I'm Mexican.

-- Joe Davis (no@longer.white), April 22, 2001.

Poof! I'm Janet Reno.

-- Jim Frakas (I@was.warned), April 22, 2001.

You guys weren't kidding. I'm suddenly a beer guzzling fat slob.

-- Miss Manners (or@I.was), April 22, 2001.

Woof woof woof bark woof.

-- Nate Jackson (scrathcing@my.fleas), April 22, 2001.

I feel like going out and getting a job.

-- Anna Nicole Smith (my@life.ruined), April 22, 2001.

I'm now Korean.

-- Melinda Johnson (mjohnson@kkk.orgg), April 22, 2001.

Man, I thought you guys were kidding. I'm now a leggy blonde bombshell.

-- Bob Norris (what@has.happened?), April 22, 2001.

I was Pinky, click! and now I'm the Brain!

-- Brain (Trying to take over the@world.com), April 22, 2001.

Poof! I make Rosie O'Donnel look like the "after" model in one of those diet ads.

-- Calista Flockhart (skinny@no.more), April 23, 2001.

WOW, I just can't stop clicking! This is just like that experiment with mice where their brains were wired so that when they pushed a button they got an orgasm. They just kept pushing that button; wouldn't eat, wouldn't sleep, wouldn't groom.

Click, click, click, click,....click.......clic.............cl.. . . . . . . . . . . .

-- (click@clack.com), April 23, 2001.