I wish these commercials were on the internet. Carl and Winkie man would have a heyday ! !

One was a sexy woman in an office sending out an email to the office full of men asking what they had under their desk that would excite her and all but one put this bottle of soda up on their desk. She sends another email to the sexy guy that doesn't respond asking what happened to his. As she takes a drink of her soda, he reponds with an email "It just got bigger" and she sprays the computer. He then puts a bigger bottle of soda on the desk.

Another was of a shapely woman having trouble getting her tight fitting dress up over her shapely hips. The butler brings in a snack with a brand of butter on the tray. She then takes some butter and smears herself to slide the dress up. The commercial ends with a blurb about how it is good for cooking too.

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2001

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Oh geez they just had one about a new camera. Side view of a man's hips (nice butt) with the camera in the front that automatically extends it's lens.

There was one for men's underwear that shows the hunk trying to get through the airport sensor and it keeps going off so the female attendent has him take off his shirt and then his pants before he can get through the sensor. Another femail attendent comes over and takes a remote out of the first attendents hand and says - one of these days you are going to get caught. Then she resets the sensors.

Boy I could watch these kind of commercials.....

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2001

Almost makes me want to step down from my elitist snob position and watch some TV! Those are really funny. (Actually, I'm getting ready to watch C*O*P*S on Fox, not surprisingly, the only show I watch regularly.)

-- Anonymous, April 21, 2001

I've seen all those commercials on the major network channels a while back.

I don't recall them being banned.

-- Anonymous, April 22, 2001