The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the Party's political stance:

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

-- New Symbol for GOP (announced@today.com), April 20, 2001

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-- Very old Symbol for Democrats (been around@for years.com), April 20, 2001.

...sorry. Try this!

-- Very old Symbol for Democrats (been around@for years.com), April 20, 2001.

Sounds like a description of both parties.

-- Nader in '04 (mr@nice.guy), April 20, 2001.

-- Heil Dumbya! (puppet-idiot for 4th Reich @ of. multinational corporations), April 20, 2001.

I wonder whose strings the puppet master will decide to pull for the next election? Gore's? Lieberman's? Daschle's?

-- who (will@be.chosen), April 21, 2001.

LOL LOL LOL

-- LOL (LOL@LOL.LOL), April 21, 2001.

Heil Dumbya! NOT!! Fucking repugs, I swear...

Because I am,

-- Pinky (Fuck you Nazis@repugs.com), April 21, 2001.