Lorena Bobbitt's sister was arrested yesterday for trying to do the same thing to her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. The sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper leg causing severe muscle and tendon damage. She has been charged with a misdewiener.

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2001

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As Lorena Bobbitt careened down the highway, husband’s winky in her hand, a truck following along behind her carried a father and his 12- year-old daughter. Finally deciding to get rid of the offending appendage, Lorena tossed it out the window, where it smacked into the windshield of the truck, before bouncing out in to the adjacent field.

“What was that Dad?” the daughter exclaimed, wide-eyed.

The father, not quite sure what to say to his innocent young daughter, thought quickly and said “Oh, just a mosquito, honey, nothin’ to worry about…”

They drove for a few moments in silence, then he heard her mumble under her breath, “Sure had a big dick…”

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2001

This is another thread I didn't read.

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2001

Hey, where's Old Git?

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2001

I think she's changing her knickers....

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2001