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Crowds gather as woman 'sees Virgin Mary in toilet'

Thousands of Nigerian Christians have gathered outside a toilet after a woman claimed she saw the Virgin Mary in it.

Soldier's wife Christiana Ejembi says she had a vision while she went to the toilet in her flat at the Sam Ethnam Air Force Base in Lagos.

She says the visions are now happening daily - and that the Virgin Mary is even giving her advice on crowd control.

Mrs Ejembi said: "I went to the toilet at around 5am and was shocked and overwhelmed by fear with the appearance of the Virgin Mary."

Authorities at the base have set up tight security to control the crowds.

Most visitors have been disappointed, though. On Easter Sunday, the Virgin Mary apparently only asked for three people to be allowed into the toilet at a time.

John Abbah, Mrs Ejembi's brother, told reporters: "We don't have her itinerary, but she could reappear at any time it pleases her."

Last updated: 08:55 Tuesday 17th April 2001

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-- Anonymous, April 17, 2001

Answers

Too much! Your posts are realy in the toilet today!

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2001

Guess I just have a shitty attitude at work today :)

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2001

Don't give me that crap!

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2001

So, is it, like, a reflection in the water or is there a virgin- shaped link bobbin' to and fro?

Or, better yet, is she seated upon the Throne?

Dan V.

-- Anonymous, April 17, 2001


I understand she looks a little flushed.

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2001


If you were the Virgin Mary, wouldn't you rather appear in a church or somewhere pretty, like a waterfall or other beautiful place in nature? Perhaps there are sewer problems in Heaven and she just had to go . . .

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2001

Mrs Ejembi's been sniffing the Tidy-bol too much.

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2001

Too funny, Barefoot! Some of those cleaners are awfully potent. I used to know this one guy who liked cleaning the bathroom because he got off on the smell of Pinesol. Today, he runs a cleaning business.

-- Anonymous, April 18, 2001

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