Hey, Hey, Hey! It's FAAAAAAAT ALBERT!

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Gore's Weight Ballooning in Wake of Election Loss

Former Vice President Al Gore is putting on the pounds -- 40 of them to be exact -- since he packed in his campaign to litigate his way to the White House.

"He is eating voraciously and his staff and friends are alarmed at the huge weight gain," a Gore source tells Chicago Sun-Times gossip columnist Michael Sneed.

The Gore aide likened his boss eating binge to the same kind of behavior exhibited by the Veep's former boss in a crunch.

"Whenever President Clinton was anxious he ate," said the source. "Without the discipline of a campaign, Al is taking a page out of Clinton's book."

-- (Filling Big Mouth With Big Mac's@McDonalds.com), April 17, 2001

Answers

It's 'comfort' food.

-- (moreinterpretation@ugly.com), April 17, 2001.

We used to get Fat Alberts flying low overhead on a regular basis.Made for fun when answering the phone but the Harriers used to scare the bejabbers out of everyone when they were practising their "lets hop over that hill" technique.

-- Chris (enquiries@griffenmill.com), April 17, 2001.

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