I deleted some threads and posts tonight. I wasn't going to do that, but jeez louise, it's like this URL got sent to the junior high wing at an insane asylum.

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2001

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Oh, yeah ... I was also kinda sorta thinking about updating, but while I was attending my grandfather's funeral in Idaho last week, I got sick. I feel like crap, and I'm behind on everything. It's going to be at least another week, I think. Thanks for your patience.

-- Anonymous, April 16, 2001

Just a note: I've deleted a couple of old threads that keep popping up in a very annoying fashion. Specifically, the once-fun "do your breasts trouble you?" thread, and Dr. Dave Van's Birth Control Forum. If you want to talk about your 32DDDD boobies and whether or not it's safe to have sex during your period, you'll have to start your very own Greenspun forum.

-- Anonymous, April 23, 2001

I think they have those discussions over at imbecillic.com. (So glad you deleted all that, Beth!)

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

Are you still having sinus infections, Beth? If so, you seriously need to be tested for allergies. I used to get 5 or 6 massively painful, lingering sinus infections a year until I went on shots for allergies. Now I just get the sniffles for maybe three or four days a year.

It's not natural to be sick so much. I hope you feel better.

-- Anonymous, April 24, 2001

toni@la-lagniappe.com wrote:
"imbecillic.com"

Spell much?

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2001

I am sure that spelling was intentional on Toni's part, as it combined "imbecile" with "penicillin" -- meaning a site where the imbeciles are in need of antibiotics in order to prevent infection to others. They have to visit the site three times a day for ten days or else their condition will mutate.

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2001

Jette, I love you. ;)

Dave, wow, you can spell. I'm impressed.

-- Anonymous, April 25, 2001

Beth:

I have started that forum, as you requested.

Your good friend,
Dave Van

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2001

Oops! I forgot the link. That cool new forum is right here.

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2001

Oh, and that's fun ... you already put in a post from me, so I won't have to.

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2001

That's because nobody is posting anything. :-(

How do you do it, Beth? Nobody is posting in my beeyootiful new forum. This isn't as easy as I thought it would be.

-- Anonymous, April 28, 2001