Have I offended you? No reply to my e mails. No reply to my text messages. Was it the assassination attempt in Rochester that I orchestrated that p....d you off?

-- Anonymous, April 14, 2001

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-- Anonymous, April 14, 2001

By the way, we didn't get briefs for the Makems game on any of my tickets, which is a bummer. However, I'm geet optimistic about the Scousers game. If we get a third, do you know whether Josh wants it?

-- Anonymous, April 14, 2001

Dougal, I don't think Screacher loves you any more. He's been answering all my E Mails. Have you two had a barney?

-- Anonymous, April 14, 2001

Doog - if you get a spare for Pool - yes please.

Josh

-- Anonymous, April 14, 2001

Ha bliddy ha, Ms Pot! Not answering your e-mails (what e-mails??) and text messages (2 today - one said "Canny result today, who scored wor second?"). Technology - it'll never catch on - well, not in your part of Consett ;-)

Good to speak with you (eventually). See you in the Straabeery. FIngers crossed for Josh.

-- Anonymous, April 14, 2001

Dear Mr Kettle & Mrs Pot

Any news on the Pool tickets - I have a pass out sorted.

Josh

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2001

Nothing's reached boiling point yet Josh. WIll let you know as soon as I hear owt.

BTW - worrayadeeinthemorra? Wor Sky's (almost) fallen in.

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2001