Hubbel Telescope Releases Never-Before Seen Photos of Best Friend's Sister

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Never before seen photos of Tina Arwin relaxing on her bed with much of her epidermal layer exposed.


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Hubbel Telescope Releases Never-Before Seen Photos of Best Friend's Sister

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(TheSatyr.com) CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – Scientists were stunned Monday by spectacular photographs taken by the Hubbel Telescope of Danny Arwin’s hot older sister.

Long postulated to exist but unproven, Tina Arwin, 19, was theorized to have an incredibly well toned body. Roughly 10 years after it was first launched, NASA's orbiting Hubbel Telescope has released photographs of Arwin, which many NASA astronomers, including Dr. Steven Milaccio director of the Arwin project, never thought they would see in this century.

Over a three-week span, infrared cameras displayed stunning images that shocked the world.

“NASA cannot comment on a series of photos which will remain Classified until I have a chance to review them some more," said Milaccio, a principal researcher in the project, "But to be able to say that we saw her at all, when 10 years ago this was just an outrageous fantasy...we've really stepped into a whole new arena of science."

Milaccio's arena leaves him with few challengers. In the timed exposure that ran from June 1st through the 22nd, Hubbel received a view whose clarity would leave astronomers in awe.


Hubble telescope as seen from the Palo Alto observatory.


"It's so easy to be overcome by Tina’s sheer beauty, even when there are still parts of her we haven’t seen," said Dr.Randoplph Feder, a collaborator on the project. "There's so much we still don't know, but all you can do is stare and think, "WOW, those are nice."

Hubbel may produce similar spectacular footage in the future. With the now widespread use of infrared instruments, Hubbel will be able to focus on entities that had eluded previous study.

"There's only so much you can do with binoculars and a tree house," said Milaccio.

According to NASA, Hubbel will next be used in conjunction with a project to ascertain better views of the nitro somatic combustion of the Pyrallic Nabulae and the women’s dressing room at the local Victoria's Secret retail outlet.

-- Raquel D'Apice

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