What's the problem here? Don't they know they were supposed to hoard their treasures ahead of the crisis?

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Pubs, patrons wondering when their Guinness might run dry

By Shawn Pogatchnik, Associated Press, 4/13/2001 00:55

DUBLIN, Ireland (AP) Brian Cloyne lifted a pint of smoldering black stout to his eye, contemplated its murky mystery against the light, then took a dramatic gulp.

''In these dark days, you have to savor every pint of Guinness like it's your last,'' the painter told laughing workmates during a lunch break.

Things aren't quite that dire yet, but Thursday's strike by workers at Guinness breweries throughout Ireland had pub owners and patrons alike wondering when the stocks of the country's most famous drink might run dry.

Union and management negotiators stepped back from the brink late Thursday, with the unions ordering their members to resume work Friday pending more talks next week.

Earlier, more than 1,000 workers shut down plants in Dublin, Waterford, Kilkenny and Dundalk, a border town to the north where Guinness plans to shut a packaging plant later this month. The strikers are demanding that the Dundalk plant remain open, saving 150 jobs.

As part of the late-night deal, Guinness executives agreed to reconsider when to close the plant, but insisted it still needed to be shut eventually. They warned that if strike action were resumed, the strikers' own jobs might be in danger.

Pat Barry, the company's chief spokesman, said Guinness could lose up to $18 million in sales per week if the strike lasts more than a week.

Such losses, he said, would ''call into question the need for certain operations in Ireland, because if we don't have the business to put into those breweries, then we have to question our position.''

A Guinness-less Ireland seems hard to imagine for those who most love the drink, a sweet brew based on roasted barley and Wicklow Mountains water. The company founded by Arthur Guinness in 1759 today runs breweries in more than 50 countries, and sells some 20 variants of the stout in 150 countries. The strike was not expected to affect supplies or sales outside Ireland.

But those closest to the tastes of modern Dublin pub-goers predict that, if it resumes next week, Guinness stands to lose more than the fickle public.

''They'll find something else to drink,'' said Kevin Dooley, a barman at Fagan's, a favored haunt of Prime Minister Bertie Ahern on Dublin's north side, where the Guinness is served in both its traditional lukewarm and modern ice-filtered variants alongside a half-dozen other draft beers.

Dooley said the pub had prepared as best it could, ordering about 30 extra kegs of Guinness, as well as extra kegs of the breweries' other products: Harp lager, Smithwick ale, locally made Budweiser, and others.

Though Irish-style dark stouts have been losing popularity as Ireland's young turn to less heavy drinks, Guinness remains the stout king.

Ireland's two underdog stout labels, Murphy's and Beamish both brewed in the country's second-largest city, Cork hope to exploit the strike to increase their paltry market share. Currently, Dooley said, Fagan's sells 60 to 80 kegs per week of Guinness, five kegs per week of Beamish and none of the sweeter Murphy's.

''We might stock Murphy's if the worst came to the worst,'' suggested Dooley. ''But things would have to get pretty bad.''

The painter Cloyne suggested he'd accept no substitute.

''I couldn't stand straight on my ladder without this pint right here,'' he said, triggering more laughter from his table mates. ''Get me my Guinness or I'll end up like Moses wandering in the desert.''

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Answers

A strike at Guinness! Oh good lord, I knew there was a gap in my preps.

Flavius Aetius

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001

Is nothing sacred?

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2001