Just saw this snippet in the Guardian, I had to laugh. Poor lads

At 29-0 down to Australia by the 86th minute, they rallied briefly when Pati Feagiai shot weakly at Australia's goalkeeper Michael Petkovic.

For some reason I find that dead funny

-- Anonymous, April 12, 2001

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Yeah, go on Pati! We have 4 minutes and stoppage, we can get 30 goals!! ;-)

-- Anonymous, April 12, 2001

I recall Stirling beating Slekirk 20-0 in an FA Cup match in 1984ish. Saint and Greavsie interviewed the Selkirk boss. Greavesie desperately trying to get another Scottish goalie gag in. The guy was brilliant though. He said he was convinced Slekirk should have had a pen, and that the 17th was miles offside.

-- Anonymous, April 12, 2001