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For those of you with mailboxes out near the road...this is for you. Devise a way for the mail to shoot back up to the house so you don't have to go out there and get it. All I have to do is open my front door 4 inches, thrust out my arm, and pull my mail back in(2 seconds). I see others climbing over snow banks, slipping on ice, loosing their fuzzy slippers. And they don't look none too happy. It could be like a simple pulley or like those drive through bank suction machines. Just an idea.
-- Julie Summersell (Juliesummersell@aol.com), April 11, 2001
My apologies for the double entry on this. It was an internet accident.
-- Julie Summersell (Juliesummersell@aol.com), April 11, 2001.
Don't forget the paper!
-- Dan Denney (email@example.com), April 12, 2001.
A suck machine? What a load of crap!!
-- Dan Summersell (Dansummersell@aol.com), July 08, 2001.
Stop following me around the internet.
-- julie summersell (firstname.lastname@example.org), July 09, 2001.
stop preceding me around the internet.
-- dan sumersell (email@example.com), March 20, 2002.
If you guys don't cut it out I'm telling mom!
-- Melanie Sesera (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 18, 2003.
Dad said it was OK.
-- dan summersell (email@example.com), February 20, 2003.
Just what has this internet come to?
-- julie summersell (firstname.lastname@example.org), February 20, 2003.
I moved from the city not to long ago. My mailbox there was next to the front door-and I complained because daddy would't put a slot in the door(like medical offices and my neighbor) for safety purposes. Now, I have moved to a rural area and it is horrible. I must walk for almost an acre to get the mail. Thank goodness this is the Gulf Coast and no snow.
-- Steve and Luanne Summersell (email@example.com), March 12, 2003.
you are all just very lazy. You have to get off the couch ( I know it is so hard) Turn off the t.v. then open the door walk 200 ft and go open the mail box and pull out the mail. Then walk back sit your fat ass back on the couch and open your mail. It is so sad how lazy people are. Maybe if you did this every day you wouldn't weigh 400 pounds.
-- (firstname.lastname@example.org), May 23, 2003.
Ummm...yeah...NO....lazy is not the word I would use to describe wilderness girl.....Great Idea julie if the invent it I need one for my house
-- Heather B (email@example.com), August 08, 2003.
thanks Heather. little do they know I tear down trees with my bare hands, dine with bears, and fly with eagles. see you at ladies night.
-- wilderness girl (Juliesummersell@aol.com), August 11, 2003.