a gay friend claims to know of a prem manager who is well known among gay circles, but wonīt say who. this obviously isnīt important in the scheme of things, but it makes you wonder

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2001

Answers

double entendres expected

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2001

Please Please be Monkey Heed.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2001

I cannot condone any of this homophobic nonsense. This is the 21 century, don't you have anything better to do than speculate in a disgraceful way about someone's sexuality? Have you no morals, no personal dignity? Have you never left the playground you pathetic loser?

Nick

PS I bet it's that poof from Villa.....

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2001

nah... has to be ARSEne... that's just too ripe...

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2001

From what I percieve, theres two to three managers in the premiership who seem not to have ever of had girlfriends or wives: Old Monkey's Heed; Gerald Houlier; and Arse Wenger.

Take your pick, who is it.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2001

Hospitals right across Sunderland are getting ready for a birth explosion this coming Xmas and are already trying to recruit extra medical staff to cope.

"It's is a worrying side effect of football, with the side doing so badly and little interest in monkeys, our women are bound to be getting a bit more attention" said Mick of Wearside Health Trust.

The UFSWL (Ugly Fat Sunderland Women's League) has reported that they are overjoyed with the situation and are campaigning for a stop to football in Sunderland for good.

"It's wonderful. All the women in our town are getting some at the moment", said a 25 year old fat Sunderland ugly minger.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2001

all the women in newcastle are dogs!

woof woof!

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2001

You're barking! No you are.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2001

Surely not even ugly blerks would have sex with PR?

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2001

It's probably the way he peels bananas with his feet that makes him so attractive.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2001

12% of the population are Gay. With this in mind, Every team will have a Gay first teamer, Reserve and youth player. No big deal.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2001

Using that same logic, we must have at least 10 homosexual contributors on here. Now there's a thought.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2001

Well speaking for myself, I am certainly not a homosexal........














I just help them out when they're busy!

Joke......honest!

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2001

It would take no small amount of courage for a player, let alone a Premiership manager, to 'come out' and admit his sexuality if he was gay. Just look at the amount of abuse Le Saux gets, on and off the pitch (and he's straight). Even here in Holland, (where Gay marriages are now legal, and most people have no problem with homosexuality) there are still morons at matches who think 'homo' is a term of abuse and, unsuprisingly, not one player is openly gay. Like Rik says its 'no big deal' its long overdue this taboo was broken.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2001

Quite frankly my dears, I don't give a damn. Justin Fashenu came out, and look where it got him. They'll stay "in the closet", and I don't blame them. It will bve a brave man who comes out. It's OK in private circles, or even, dare I say the arts. But with 35,000+ everyweek, and most of them hostile every other week, would any of you have the b@lls to do it? Nah, me neither.

-- Anonymous, April 11, 2001

Having said that percentage wise 12% of the population is gay, I don't really think that 12% of footballers will be gay. Most of them are Hairdressers, Actors, pop stars and shop keepers and artistic design managers aren't they?

-- Anonymous, April 12, 2001

Architects?

-- Anonymous, April 12, 2001

strictly speaking some of us are full time bbsers, not architects etc, :-O

-- Anonymous, April 12, 2001

Anyone think any of the toons players could of been a hairdresser if he hadn't have played football?

I always used to think John Beresford could of been when he first joined, but I've since changed my opinion. But Mike Hooper is the one I question from that era, I though he used to look like one of the butch ones out of the Blue Oyster on Police Acedemy.

-- Anonymous, April 12, 2001

...Andrea Andersson?

-- Anonymous, April 12, 2001

Nah Clarky. He's more like a hairdresser's dummy.

-- Anonymous, April 12, 2001

Lionel Perez; was he an artist or an architect, his hair was a give away on the hairdresser category.

-- Anonymous, April 12, 2001

There was a certain 'art' to the way he used to kick/throw the ball straight past Given, Harper and their coach when he was no more than 10ft away from any of them during training. Also in the way he consistently failed to catch balls sent to him from the same distance. ;-)

-- Anonymous, April 12, 2001