Quote of the Day: Author Unknown I had my taxes prepared, and was told I owed the government $3,000 dollars. I sent them 2 wrenches and a toilet seat, and figured we'd call it even.

-- Kathy (catfish@hotmail.net), April 10, 2001

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Kathy, I hope they were 3/8" wrenches,because if they were 9/16" then you got short changed. 2 - 9/16" wrenches and a toilet seat goes for around $5500

-- Tom (tjk@cac.net), April 10, 2001.

How funny Kathy - Well on the serious side though, how sad that it's so true!!

-- Greenthumbelina (sck8107@aol.com), April 11, 2001.