women are gardens, some are bigger than others, some are prettier, some have big gates, some have small, some are locked and some are always open! some you can only look over the fence at, some you can go into but only on certain days of the month. some gardens are well looked after, some in disrepair, some have paths, some you can walk all over. some are looked after by a gardener and donīt go in! some you have to pay to get into, others you are inviteted into. some the grass is long, some short with bushes of all sizes. some gardens you can play in with your friends others, no. some gardens are your mates, but its best not to go in uninvited, some, maybe yes. some require care, some want rough treatment blah blah blah

-- Anonymous, April 09, 2001

Answers

Fertilization and Rotation produce the best results , in moderation, advise that the garden should be screaming for grow-more - more

-- Anonymous, April 09, 2001

Too true ... some grow quickers than others , some are wet , some are dry ........

-- Anonymous, April 09, 2001

I live in an upstairs flat

-- Anonymous, April 09, 2001

Have you sold your thesis to 'Miracle Grow' yet swift?

-- Anonymous, April 09, 2001

.....and you all wondered just why I was so pre-occupied with my "hedge". I tell you - it's a whopper.

-- Anonymous, April 09, 2001