Whenever you see a pickup loaded up with furniture by someone who is moving themselves to a new house, why is it always the ugliest crap you ever saw?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), April 08, 2001

Answers

lol... because if it was worth anything, they'd rent a moving truck or hire a moving company.

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), April 08, 2001.

Those would be the white trash rednecks who voted for Dubya. They're planning to by new furniture and a Lexus, as soon as Dubya's miracle tax cut "trickles down" to them. (Bwaaahahahaahaahaa!!)

-- (oops@fooled.agin), April 08, 2001.

Are you saying you don't like my sofa, Unk?

-- helen (eh@what.now), April 08, 2001.

Helen you doll, I love your sofa! Nice to see ya.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), April 08, 2001.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. Hey Unk, what makes you so certain they are not taking it to the garbage dump? What make you so certain they don't live in the garbage dump?

-- Dr. Pibb (dr.pibb@zdnetonebox.com), April 08, 2001.

Thanks Unk! You can sit on that sofa of mine any time.

-- helen (settling_in@the.bar), April 08, 2001.

Uhh, those were dot.comers that have lost their job. The bank foreclosed on their house and they're on their way to find a new home under a bridge. I bet the sofa was brown with big splashes of orange on it. Did it remind you of the movie "Grapes of Wrath?"

-- nettie (nettie@sofiee.sofa), April 09, 2001.

All the "dotties" from San Jose are truckin to OK.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), April 09, 2001.