Berman. I need help. You have to find out where Chin-Feng has gone. He is not on the San Antonio Missions roster or the Mariners'. Please! Help!

In other news, JoAnn is headed back to B'ham. The balance of nature in Texas has been restored.

How's it going for y'all this weekend?

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2001

Answers

1.) Sadly, San Antonio is now a Mariners' farm team, and your sweetheart is the property of the Dodgers. So Chin Feng-Chen will be playing in either Las Vegas or Jacksonville, depending on if he's AAA or AA this year.

2.) I now have a notify list. I've joined the crowd. Sign up!

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2001

Oh, NO! Chin Feng no see pletty rady anymore. But no live with Puffy Taco either.

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2001

He could always be traded though ... he should hold out and demand to be dealt to the Rangers so he can play in Arlington.

-- Anonymous, April 07, 2001

I sort of hope he's in Jacksonville, because that way he'd be a little closer to Atlanta, and that might be incentive for Allison and the MOC.

Of course, Chin-Feng Chen in Vegas opens up a whole big other door of possibilities.

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2001

Oh, shit, y'all:

rudergirl.diaryland.com

It's a fine, fine day in diaryland.

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2001

oh, thank you thank you T for finding that my dear.

-- Anonymous, April 08, 2001