Some people think they are so clever (humor)

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Great story!

A Charlotte, NC man having purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The man sued....and won!

In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the man for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART

After the man cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced him to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.

-- Maria (maria947@hotmail.com), April 06, 2001

Answers

Urban Legend

-- (Didnt@Really.Happen), April 06, 2001.

Doesn't matter if it really happened or not, it's still hilarious.

(And you KNOW there's some idiot out there who probably tried it.)

Got that one in email yesterday, Maria; but had seen it before. Still makes me ROTFLMAO.

-- (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), April 06, 2001.


Patricia, my thoughts exactly. Just too funny, real or fake.

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), April 06, 2001.

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