Being a dirty dog myself, I thought this was rather funny. Warning, PG17 humor.

Absolute Humor

Woof! Hope the link works.

[Was messing about in the innards when this came in, so made the link hot for ya. Spooky Old Git]

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2001

Answers

Thanks, OG! I can't help myself, it's one of those nights. Jeez, I'd love to get the link you posted some time ago for "The ultimate flame".

GDD, who "needs" another Sake. BWAHAHAHA

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2001

"Was messing about in the innards when this came in, so made the link hot for ya. Spooky Old Git"

Now I wish I hadn't. Snort!

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2001

had a quick look, searched on "flame" and "insult" but no go. However, I saw this:

The Truth About Dogs, which I thought you might like.

The old Humor archive is here. (Sorry, don't know why the Humor thingie won't work but you should be able to reach it through the Truth About Dogs link.)

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2001

I must stop this! Wandering about in the old archives, I mean. It's too addictive. But I found one of my favorites:

U seful Latin Phrases

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2001

LOL - good find Gr8..

New Zealander's are a twisted bunch when it comes to their sense of humor. Did you read about how they are using the rugby player who was suspended for trying to shove his finger up his opponents butts during the game, as the spokesperson for their National Colon Cancer Awareness program?

Humm.. maybe I should immigrate, my kind of people.... LOL

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2001

Carl, I happen to be an honorary Kiwi. Great place, except their taxation rates are oppressive to say the least (a real sore point with me at the moment!)

If you like old cars, it's a very interesting country because people take such good care of theirs in order to avoid paying double what they would if there were no tax. So you can see cars over thirty years old looking absolutely mint.

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2001

Great laughs!!! Thanks

I would love to go to New Zealand. I hear it's like Napa with great trout fishing. Would like to see the cars too. I'll stay away from the rugby though.

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2001

Why do they call you folks Kiwis? Won't eat the things myself, look like badly shaved testicles, and you slice one open, you can see gangrene has set in, which is probably why they fell off....

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2001

carl......not this kinda kiwi:

THIS kinda kiwi:

although...sometimes there IS some confusion:

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2001

ROTF! You know kiwi's gone mainstream when you see it on the breakfast buffet at Shoney's, lol!

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2001

PS - I mean the hairy kind, not the feathered kind.

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2001

Man, that is one ugly looking bird. Good thing dog's don't have noses like that, though some might think otherwise...

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2001

That bird lays an egg damn near as big as itself.

Zoological fact: Before the arrival of human beings, there were no mammals in New Zealand save for bats.

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2001