CAT - Missing: Bush's cat Ernie

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Missing: Ernie the Cat Bush's 6-Toed Kitty Runs Away After Being Sent to L.A.

By John Berman

W A S H I N G T O N, April 4 — A beloved member of the First Family is missing in California. Ernie the Cat, the six-toed stray that was saved from the mean streets of Austin, Texas, by George W. Bush, has not been seen for weeks.

"They're very concerned," said Noelia Rodriguez, press secretary for first lady Laura Bush.

Several years ago, then-Gov. Bush found the young, orange and white cat up a tree in the yard of the governor's mansion in downtown Austin.

Bush grew fond of the six-toed feline, began to feed him, and eventually made him part of Lone Star State's First Family. The Bush family decided to name the cat "Ernie" after the author Ernest Hemingway who famously kept a six-toed cat.

When the governor became the president-elect, the decision was made that the street-wise cat might not be right for the White House.

"Ernie is more of a free spirit," said press aide Gordon Johndroe said in December. Ernie had a tendency to claw things, including Mr. Bush at times, and the Bush family was worried that Ernie might ruin precious White House furniture.

Sent to Los Angeles

The Bushes decided to give the cat to their close friend, and prolific fund raiser, Brad Freeman. Freeman, founder of the investment banking firm Freeman Spogli in Los Angeles, had developed a fondness for Ernie during frequent visits to Texas over the last few years.

Soon after Freeman took Ernie to his generous home in the Brentwood section of Los Angeles, the cat dug-in, clawing some of the furniture. Instead of having the cat de-clawed, Freeman took Ernie to a veterinarian who placed plastic caps on Ernie's claws, including the superfluous ones. Ernie apparently did not take well to the restraints, and broke out of the Freeman compound about two weeks ago.

There has been no sign of Ernie since, though Freeman says that he and others have been looking, "we're hopeful of getting him back," he said. But Freeman acknowledges the chances of a safe return diminish each day. "It's not easy. We have to keep believing that he'll be back. Hope springs eternal."

Though the First Family is concerned, aides say they are taking a somewhat lighter view of the situation. "They realize that he is a free spirit, and hope he is having fun on the beaches of Malibu," said Rodriguez.

Ernie has beaten the odds before. When he was running for president, Bush would talk about Ernie as an example of perseverance: "Sometimes you may find yourself up in a tree, wet and cold. But if you just hang in there and never give up, things will get better for you, just like they did for Ernie."

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2001

Answers

ernie is likely dead. hope that doesn't mess up the pretty bedtime story they are foisting on us.

sleep tight.

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2001


Aaaaargh, Dave, don't say that! We have a bunch of cat people over here on this forum. That's a fancy neighborhood there, lots of nice yards and houses, probably was taken in by one of them. let's keep one or two illusions. It's bad enough worrying about the Chinese, don't add Ernie to the load.

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2001

ooohhhh, sorry. i'll give mine a little extra petting tonight.

"hope he is having fun on the beaches of Malibu."

assholes.

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2001


Probably about a dozen street vendor tacos by now....

That, or he's been abducted by the kitty porn underground...

Stop Kitty Porn Campaign

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2001


I'm going to pretend I didn't see this.

(Ostrichal is not a real word. I made it up for the occasion.)

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2001



But Dave, when you're out checking the waves in Malibu, you will keep an eye out for ol' Ernie, won't you?

I don't believe cats should be allowed outside, but when you start with a street cat (points for Bush for taking Ernie in), it's real hard to convince them otherwise.

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2001


Since he moved from Texas to Californina, he was probably more pissed that they took his gun away out there.

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2001

yeah, watch for the short furry guy hanging 12 with an abandoned look on his face, probably armed, since CA has more guns per capita than any other state.

that WOULD make a good childrens' book, huh?

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2001


Sure would, Dave. I'm thinking the movie part could be played by Bill the Cat from Bloomsbury (if I'm remembering correctly)?

-- Anonymous, April 06, 2001

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