A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of human experience could be found there.

After the service, he was approached by a woman who said, "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS [premenstrual syndrome]."

The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and that he would look for it.

The following week after the service, the preacher called the woman aside and said PMS is in the Bible. He showed her a passage that read, "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

Answers

Tempted to post this on the ral's rel board, but they probably wouldn't appreciate it...

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

Nah, Carl....they ain't got no sense of humor. LOL

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

Riddle:

How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: None of your fucking business, Buster!

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

Oh, yes they do! That came from a Christian group, it's an old joke.

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

Actually, I got it at The Museum of Menstruation and Women's Health... don't even ask how I wound up there.. I surf like I drive, except the brakes on my car work...

Menstrual Humor

Carefull, some very crude humor at the above link...

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

I can't resist... a couple more of my favorites from there....

I'm a really tough broad, I've been rolling my own tampons for years.

What do elephants use as tampons?

Sheep

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because sheep don't have strings

What's the moral of this joke?

Don't wear red sweaters!

Sorry, sometimes I just lose control of myself... :(

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

Just so's I don't get blamed for any stains on the carpet, you can lose control of yourself all you want.

Oh yeah, I ain't gonna clean it up neither!

LOL

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2001

STOP IT, IT HURTS TO LAUGH THIS HARD!!!!

(yes, I'm hollering)

-- Anonymous, April 05, 2001