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Sympton: Muscle growth pain.

I used to get frustrated by his little girlish niggles, but now I just laugh my feckin tits off. What a feckin joke. I'm not even complaining now. I used to laugh (perhaps being cruel)when Billy Askew or Paul Sweeney put on the Black 'n' White, because they were shite etc. But this guy had/has talent and he is blowing it big time, again: WHAT A FECKIN JOKE, heh heh heh.

Whats worse Marcelino? to be talked about in frustration and anger? or to be laughed at?

I hope he realises that many see him as a joke!

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2001

Answers

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For Marcelino debates, news stories etc., please put them in the jokes catergory.

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2001

Just call me "Mash Marcellino", how does the song go again - words??

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2001

Muscle soreness? Oh lordy. How do we keep signing these nutjobs?

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2001

Will you lot stop slagging off one of our best players . Simply because he has had some injuries, you are on his back , treating him in the same way as you did with Big Dunc and Steve Howey. Hounding him out of the club isn't gonna help. Get behind the lad and give him your suport.

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

Tosser!

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

I see no reason why he can't go back to Spain and get his agent to sort out the best deals and offer them to Newcastle United.

He is probably 4/5 choice centre back now.

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

As I've mentioned elsewhere, I'd play 5'5" Jamie Coppinger at CB before this buffoon!

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

The only positive thing about Marcellino in his current state at the club is that every day he stays, it is a reminder not to sign another mercenary who is going to take the wages and be happy with that alone.

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

very rarely these days do you get what you pay for in the market, and this bloke is just another bliddy example of what not to do with 5 milion quid....

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

Tosser,moi? Hey I know where you live mate, Expect a rather heavy package arriving through your window any time in the near future.

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

You're a little too quick off the mark with your threats and menaces Rik!

Out of interest, Marecelino was the intended target for my tongue-in-cheek 'tosser' remark.

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

did you see the poll down the side of the linked page. I'm pretty sure it isn't Rik winding people up but this was it...

What explains Manchester United's defeat against Bayern Munich? 1 The lack of quality in the Premiership doesn't prepare them well enough 2 United have become complacent after winning the competition in 1999 3 They simply aren't as good as everyone thinks 4 Tuesday's defeat was a ploy to avoid a semi-final thrashing by Real Madrid

Answer 1 is just brilliant, 2 is pretty good, 3 is obviously nonsense, 4 is nice

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

Clarky's quaking in his boots........

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

I respond ina mah own difense butt ah mus go to Ospital to put mah broke eyelasha ina plaster ah theenk you say?

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001

the most upsetting injury he got, which wasn't wildly reported, was the paper cut sustained counting the 800 five pound notes he gets paid every week

-- Anonymous, April 04, 2001