The Alaska Department of Fish and Game recently issued this bulletin:

In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions.

"We advise outdoorsmen to wear little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear.

"It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear manure:

Black bear manure is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.

Grizzly bear manure has little bells in it and smells like pepper."

-- Anonymous, April 02, 2001

Answers

Well sheet... guess this was an old one... I've never seen it before and been chuckling all day thinking about it...

Ya'll are a tuff crowd....

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2001

LOL

New to me, and I will enjoy telling it at work, where they don't do sheet, so it should go over well. Or is that under?

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2001