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It just gets worse in Japan In response to the update on the Japanese outbreak of Futon Mouse, further developments show the Japanese crisis shows no signs of letting up. Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is going for a song. Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal. However, staff at Sake bank are in good spirits - the bank is completely loaded.
-- Anonymous, April 01, 2001
...over to you Jonno...
-- Anonymous, April 01, 2001