Just heard that Bobby Robson has finally signed his long time secret target man Manuel Lirpaloof for £7.5 million.

He is a 6'5" hard as nails Spanish centre half apparently, in the mode of John MacNamee mixed with a bit of big Jack Charlton.

Anyone heard of him, sounds good to me.....your thoughts?

-- Anonymous, March 31, 2001

Answers

Onto the answers page with you

-- Anonymous, March 31, 2001

I know it's yet another shameless plug for the Daily Toon site, but we have a little more detail shown over there. If people get back to us with more information and background, we'll keep you posted.

Go over to the DAILY TOON for more information.

-- Anonymous, March 31, 2001

A nip and a punch etc........

-- Anonymous, March 31, 2001

Jeez Ken, must be after midnight in Ingerlund already. We are still in the final hours of March.

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2001

SMB - did you used to follow that up with `a poke in the ear for the time of the year`? (:o)

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2001

Galaxy....we used to follow up with "a kick in the **** for being so quick" - but I was raised in Heaton remember!

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2001

I believe we used to say "A punch and a kick for being so quick." Then I'm from Gateshead, ahem.

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2001

The posh part of Gatesheed presumably! - if there is one!

-- Anonymous, April 01, 2001

Ken did you get the email I sent ya?? Did your man ever get in touch with wor kid?

-- Anonymous, April 02, 2001

I got the E Mail Syme....haven't been in touch with Rob yet but will do this week.

-- Anonymous, April 02, 2001