Come on in,rest your bones and have a cool refresher.Spring is upon us and it's time to celebrate!!!

The warm tropical breezes are softly caressing our shores today and the sun is baking us a brand new attitude.

What ya havin? It's on the house......just fer the asking.

Capnfuns' Tiki Hut and Roadhouse...Where it's always happy-hour!!!!!!!

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), March 31, 2001

Answers

Kb8,Sumer!!!,

I gots to go to the salt mines,can you relieve moi? meanwhile have at it yaw'll!!! it's all free anyway.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), March 31, 2001.

I I Capn , sumer reportin for duty......oh heck.....

On the house, cool, no cash, no math.

Next....

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), March 31, 2001.

Say What? Where the Heck is the whirlpool?

oh, um nevermind, just found it....lol.

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), March 31, 2001.

Hic...hic....hic....hic! What did you put in my chocolate hot fun capn?

-- kb8 (kb8um8@yahoo.com), March 31, 2001.

darts yes we need to play darts while the steaks are cooking. wait a minute are those red balloons on the dart board?

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), March 31, 2001.

Where is the jukebox around here? sumer ... music please!

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), March 31, 2001.

Hey hey Capnfun! Pass me a pepper stoli's, straight up, hell make it a double. {cin - putting on her new cowgirl hat} yeeeeehaaaawwwwww!

Let's go guys, on the pool table. To PLAY! {get yer mahnd outta the gutter} =o)

-- (cin@cin.cin), March 31, 2001.

capnfun--You should audition for entertainment spots on cruiseliners. I bet you'd fair very well. I can see your name highlighted on the daily entertainment menu:

"Capnfun at the Piano Bar Lounge nightly 9 p.m. - until everyone is drunk!"

-- wild one (wildone@cruiser.seafoam), March 31, 2001.

Allright!!! I think I'll just help myself to cool refresher and while I'm at it I'll just take the bottle of tequilla with moi to the table,relax awhile and enjoy the night.If ya come in and don't see me I'm probably out back adjusting my attitude further : )

Anybody mund if i put some Buffett on?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), April 01, 2001.

Dang!!..I always miss the good parties.

Morning all...hope you're not too hung over...LOL!

Capn, you probably won't be able to hear this, but I'm putting in a Jimmy Buffet tune...Margaritaville.

Party on dudes!

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), April 01, 2001.

mumph ..... mumph ..... hangover cure .... gotta be here somewhere ....

-- kb8 (kb8um8@yahoo.com), April 01, 2001.

Ha....no hangover, two beers 1/2 zima and 2 games of bowling.

um, the drugs dont count right? hee.

Kb, no cure for hangover dude, just a lil blue valium and LOTS of sleep and of course the dog-gone time change didnt help. I've slept almost all day so far. :-)

Music, Peg, my dear we ALL heard it. Or were we having audio hallucinations? :-))))))))

-- sumer (shh@aollllll.con), April 01, 2001.

Kb8,a little hair of the dog works just fine,so a double hot chocolate for ya?

Well of course I can hear the music,happens all the time : )

Yes Sumer,the drugs count.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), April 01, 2001.

I'm fine, now . . . but this morning ... oh ... I was awake, so I threw on something semi-pressed and stumbled over to early morning church service. Some substitute paster was there, a 400+ pound guy who popped the top button from his shirt when he started describing the need for donations to his overseas mission. After he popped the second button, I had a coughing fit (trying to choke back the laughter. Sorry! But he looked so stupid) and ended up leaving and going to breakfast down the street. Rude, I know. But I hate it when the missionaries start shaking us down.

-- kb8 (kb8um8@yahoo.com), April 01, 2001.

Just in time Kb8,the tables are set up out on the back deck,the water is lapping up against the dock in that slow hypnotic rythum making for a oh so lazy day,the boats passing by with the wind in their sails and the gleam of the sun off the water is mighty picturesque.

A pitcher of margarita's,bloody mary's and some ice cold brews are on their way along with some fresh oysters and buffalo wings.

Oh what a day!

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), April 01, 2001.

That's the spirit, Capn. We need more beach time. It's been snowing here off and on all afternoon. I would like to noshe on some oysters and watch the ships chug by, not think about my utility bills...

-- kb8 (kb8um8@yahoo.com), April 01, 2001.

What ya wanna hear on the junebox buddy? the new surround sound was just installed,lets try it out.

BTW,please pass the horseradish,I knew the oysters were missing somethin'.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), April 01, 2001.

More Buffet is good. So's late Clapton -- unplugged.

-- kb8 (kb8um8@yahoo.com), April 01, 2001.

Hey we're back! Guess the system crashed or there was too much dirt in the routers. Life's a beach, who hid the beer? Who? Who?

-- (Weeble@wee.ble), April 02, 2001.

sumer did! (It's by the whirlpool)

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), April 02, 2001.

Deb (hands on hips) how dare you tell on me.....

Some friend you are, throwing bubbles your way! :-)

-- sumer (shh@aol.com), April 02, 2001.

KB hands Deb a towel and Weeb a beer.

There's plenty of beer, sumer. The new order was just delivered. No need to hide it. There's plenty more. Why don't you help me cut up some fruit for a few smoothies? I gotta work on the Prune Smoothie for some of the plugged up refugees from a certain forum, which shall remain unnamed since Greenspun was down for a day, meaning that I can't assume a superior attitude about server stability.

Did you phone 1-800-BUCKEYE for your free travel guide, sumer? I just ordered mine.

-- kb (kb8um8@yahoo.com), April 02, 2001.