Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: "I don't f***in' think so."

-- Anonymous, March 29, 2001

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LOL

What? no picture?

-- Anonymous, March 29, 2001

-- Anonymous, March 29, 2001

ROTFLMAO

I fell outta ma chair!

You fool! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Still laughing.......

-- Anonymous, March 29, 2001

That's a great one. I think I'd better bowdlerize it for my daughters. Bad enough that yesterday as we were shopping, my 9 year old was trying to push the envelope and show me what naughty words she knew. She was just trying to say-but-not-say a multisyllabic compound, when she saw the store days and hours on a big sign: "M-F 8-9" and collapsed into hysteria that even the store was talking about it. It was a hopelessly funny synchronicity, I could barely drive safely for a moment.

-- Anonymous, March 29, 2001