Wednesday, March 28

greenspun.com : LUSENET : MATH : One Thread

No new question up at 10:15? That's weak. Weak.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Answers

Where is everyone on this fine Wednesday?

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

I was at the dentist. But I am IN.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

I'm here, M. My head itches.

Do you think I have lice?

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


Oh, I hope not.

How's the MATH house? Allison kill anyone else yet?

WHY is sitemeter still saying that my index and index2 pages are "referrals"?? It's driving me nuts.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


Well, there have been some new developments. You and Allison refuse to work, so y'all stay home all day while T, M, and I go to our jobs. Mike got a promotion yesterday. Allison is reading up on cooking. You rubbed the genie lamp and it made you fall in love with me, so we sleep in the vibrating bed together now.

Pictures coming soon.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001



You know, if AB, T and I are going to spend our day toiling for The Man to support the household, is it too much to expect that Allison and Hannah to make sure there's a cold beer in the fridge for when we come home?

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

See, it serves me right for being sexist that I turned into L_L.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Oh yes, pictures of an undead Hannah and AB in a vibrating bed? I'd pay for that.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

MIke - can we expect a new bermanation today? Huh, HUH?

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

You don't even have to pay for it. I'll post them for free.

Yeah, M, I was thinking the same thing. Bitches don't even have dinner cooked when we come home. By the way, you and T are both paramedics now. You look so cute in your little red uniforms!

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001



Yeah, yeah. I'm updating today. Don't you worry.

A paramedic? I hope I have malpractice insurance.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


Does he still wear his hat and smoke his pipe?

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Oh, constantly. Even in the bathtub, which I documented last night.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Damn right I do! I have to be relaxed when I'm out saving lives.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Look, people, I am clearly trying to read up on cooking so I CAN cook for all of you and not burn down the house. I know you're sick of pizza! I know! Don't you understand that all...*sniff* I want... *gasp* to... do... *cry* is make you h-h-ha-hap-happyyyyyyy? *sob*

LOOK what I have to put up with! Hannah's DEAD. Y'all are out ALL day... you come home tired... I have no one to help me... Mike's pipe stinks up the whole house... I'm just so SICK AND TIRED of it!

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001



Waah waah waah. All I'm asking is, when can we working folk expect dinner to be served?

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Uh, hello? Word? Yeah, it's AB.

Quit your whining and cook us working folks some dinner, Firestartah.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


well, I'd cook, but I'm DEAD.

Can't get into yahoo mail. They finally firewalled it. Dur!

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


Shite. Been packing up my stuff. Headed out of here this after noon. I'm sad about it. Check HYD for a full report.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Okay. I looked at the SIMS pictures, but I think I'm looking at the wrong ones. Like, whick one am I? Why does Mike think he's Sherlock Holmes? Who is the girl who peed on herself? That's not me, was it?

And AB is getting Jiggy with Undead Hannah? I sort of like being a paramedi, though.

You! Allison! Make me a pie, woman!

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


T - I think you did pee yourself.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

See, now I want to know why I peed myself.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Okay. So I'm the blonde Sim in the little skirt? And Joh's head is floating because I'm thinking about her? I get it. And when Mike is in the hot tup with AB and Allison, who am I telling about a hurricane? And who is that other guy with mike when Mike is invisible?

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

You'd had a hard day saving lives, and just lost control -- probably out of frustration at Allison's sloth around the house and Hannah's undead self keeping everyone awake all night.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Probably.

What I'd really like to know is who was in the bed with me, dreaming about physics.

Mike, I'm miffed. I ordered that Maryland shirt from the UM bookstore on Monday morning, and the enthusiastic girl mailed it UPS second day mail, and it's not here yet! Merr.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


Aahhh. I booked a massage for tomorrow evening - the first one I've had since 1997. I can't wait.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

It'll get there! It's not 5 yet!

Trust in the Terrapins.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


Don't doubt the Terrapin Trust.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Well, I have a little bit of faith, then.

I want AB to post more Sims pictures!

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


You guys... this will be my one of my last MATH posts from the Examining Room. It's sad. I met all you guys sitting in this office. Uh... that sounds dumb, but you know what I mean.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Aww. **HUGS** all around.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Good luck with the move. MATH can endure all, especially a new Examining Room.

Do you have a sink in your office? Cool.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


It's where MATH was born.

Are you leaving now?

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


Oh, wah. Beth is "quitting" again. That girl just needs a good smack.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

I saw. Whatever. She quits a lot. She'll be back.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

She quits every other month or so. I don't get it.

Any update yet? I need fresh reading material. I can't get into my stats either and it's making me clazy. I can get to sitemeter.com but I can't log on.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


It's coming. You might even get two before I leave today.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Hello?

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

I'm here. My shirt came! Yay!

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

I done told you ... Marylanders keep their word.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

I reckon so. I can't wait for that massage tomorrow. I wish they had an appointment for today. But today is haircut day.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

I updated for yesterday. I'll do another one at some point.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

"Like cheering for laundry."

I love it.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


Where is AB? I want Sims pictures!

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

I was just going to ask that. Am I still all about the pipe?

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

I think AB has switched her MATH addiction for MATH Sims.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

I fear that you're right.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

We're slow today. Mike - I've gotten quite a few hits from the MATH entry. I'm surprised people are still reading it. Not that they shouldn't be, but you know.

Poor Al in Arlington.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


Figures. The one time all month that I have a day shift, and it's all quiet.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

MATH Sims coming up!

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

woohoo! Mike - you realize I don't see usatoday in my site meter adn that makes me saaaaaaad.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

I'm unpredictable. Sometimes I'll log on from another MATH site just to throw off your numbers.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Mike's CLAZY like that.

AB! More pictures! I can't wait!

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


www.annachao.com/sims2.htm

Y'all are going to LOVE these. Especially Mike and T, who stole today's show.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


Clearly, the SIMS Board of Health is on crack for giving this house a baby. We have a zombie in the house, plus we don't clean up after ourselves.

OTOH, I love the paramedics uniform. I look spiffy.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


I love that Mike wears his hat and smokes his pipe, even on the job. That must be dangerous, what with all those oxygen tanks and all.

I wonder if I have to explain to people why he wears that hat everywhere. And who will clean Allison's pee up? When Allison and I dance, are we doing the Pee Pee Dance? And why must I scare the neighbor men away? They're wearing Speedos!

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


I don't know, but it was there all day long. Poor Al--she's learning to cook, though!

Teri, you have the most job points--you are rated an "Excellent" paramedic. Mike's only Average, poor thing, but he's working on it.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


That 'cause Teri's all kowtowing to The Man like that, while I stay true to my own rules. Who needs an excellent job rating when you can show up for work with a pipe?

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Yay for me! Poor average Mike. Of course, we're both better than than Incontinent Allison.

AB, this is fabulous - I love it.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


Incontinent Allison! She'll never live that down.

Yes, I'm having tons of fun with the MATH Sims. I'm thinking of making another house full of mean and/or stupid journallers. Then MATH can kill them all.

Woo! Catharsis!

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


I'm green, but I'm naked! AB - no photos of us in the vibrating bed?

Poor Al. She pees and she kills.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


Oh, AB, I would pay cash money to see a DUMB house. With a big, fatty fat PigFatt who could be abducted by the aliens and probed.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Well, y'all, I'm off to the beauty parlor. I'll be in bright and early tomorrow.

Allison you know I love you, baby. Pee and all. AB, I'm still curious as to who I was in the bed with when I wet myself.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


I can't kill anyone cause I'm already DEAD. Hmph.

But yes, a house full of Flaya, Ruder and PigFatt would be catharsis indeed.

What's the baby's name?

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


Oh my god. Do y'all remember that Old Navy entry of Meg's? Well, does this strike you as similar?

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

I'll remind you, Teri, that you set the peeing example yesterday. Why is there a game that makes people pee on the floor? I do not understand.

Well, I'm home y'all. The office has been officially moved. Everything's cleaned out and I'm here, getting ready for tonight's rehearsal with the Dumbass Jag Band.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


Can we make the game provide Allison and Teri with some Depends?

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Can we make the game provide Mr. Hat & Pipe with some fashion sense? Hee!

Berman - what are you still doing there?! You should be home, packing for the Terp's big danc

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


e. (IE for the Mac is so dumb.)

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

I know you're not dissing my pipe and hat. Because that's The Bomb. Don't be comparing my suaveness to your lack of potty training skills.

I'll be here for awhile, getting last-minute stuff done. And hitting the gym, since I won't be going while in Minneapolis. And updating.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001


Moderation questions? read the FAQ