Hope you are all OK. Personally, I can only laugh at news that Aarondite is now injured. It's not worth commenting upon otherwise. Anyway, the good thing about being ill is that I've now lost 1.5 stones in weight. See you all soon.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

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-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

PS. I bet Andy Cole doesn't get a goal tonight, opening the Munckin's international career.

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Yes Aaron was injured - broke down after 5 mins training. According to teletext NI complained to FIFA that they were offered dilapidated training facilities. Hughes was apparently the only player not to complain about them.

BTW, I made that last sentence up!

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Rather extreme way to go about losing the weight, Dougal. ;-) Seriously, though, hope you're feeling better.....you may be called up to play in defence on Saturday!

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001

Crikey - I mis-read that. I have a small font (you may have heard) and I couldn't see Dougal's decimal point. I thought she'd lost 15 stone. No wonder she's been missing!

Anyway - this must be some kind of a record Dougal (nah, not a CD). Whenever aah gaan back ti me Ma's, aah aalways put on weight. Is she not feedin' ye proper like? Shud wi heva word?

-- Anonymous, March 28, 2001