From the BBC Monday 26

Roy Keane has warned Republic of Ireland football chiefs that he could quit the international scene if players do not get better treatment. The Republic skipper criticised the Football Association of Ireland after producing a stunning two-goal display in the 4-0 win in Cyprus in Saturday's World Cup qualifier.

Keane was angered by the conditions at the team's training camp prior to the game and by the fact they were made to sit behind the officials on the flight.

"The officials were sitting in the first class seats and the players were sitting behind.

"For me that is just not right," he said in an interview with the Dublin-based Sunday Independent.

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2001

Answers

Stewardess, please let me move up to answers page.......

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2001

"How to make friends and influence people" by Roy Keane

Part 1: Slag off the people that pay your wages,p> Part 2: Slag off those people who allow you to play for your country.

Next Week:

Part 3: Sell your granny to pay for your new car.

Part 4: Shag your best friends wife.

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2001

Ahhh, poor 'ittle Roy-Roy drop his 'ittle dummy? ;-)

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2001

What? Roy Keane is shagging Posh?

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2001

If not he is probably the only player who isn't!

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2001

........er, I think Clarky missed off allegedly.

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2001

No surprise there. Far too good for fans and officials is our Keano

:-(

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2001

poor twit.....

-- Anonymous, March 26, 2001