HUMOR - The Checkup

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This 45 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her.

He watches her a while then says, "You look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you're doing?"

She says, "I just got my checkup and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again.

He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 45 year old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.



-- Anonymous, March 25, 2001

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-- Anonymous, March 25, 2001

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